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Paint A Picture.... Are you Daring??

Sat Aug 8, 2009, 9:35 PM
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To paint a picture you must first have a good idea of what you wish to draw. Which might include the following: a moon, a plate of cookies, the beauty at the grocery store, a penis, a couple, oranges, melons, apples, and tons of inappropriate images. Once you have decided on what you will be painting you must then choose the colors to represent the.... penis in this case. I think purple would be awesome don't you? You have the basics covered, but where are you to draw this purple penis? Perhaps on a female body, near her special area (mouth). Or maybe on a blank canvas that you call your life. Whichever one you choose be ready for praise or mockery. Such is the life of a deprived unloved artist like yourself. However... either sex do enjoy the occasional midnight romping (wrestling match) with an artist. So you won't be alone and depressed contemplating suicide (maybe) every night.

  • Mood: Enjoying The Show
  • Listening to: Your Shower Running.
  • Reading: Your eyes to see if you are in pain yet.
  • Watching: You pleasure yourself.
  • Playing: With your mind.
  • Eating: .....I don't want to put something dirty for this.
  • Drinking: Or this one....

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    :iconblackehavoc:
    STALKING.
    STALKING YOU NOW.

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    ~RejectedMind Is My Tard Muffin.
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    I'M A FRICKING FANTASTIC FRUIT LOOP. DEAL WITH IT.
    :iconblackehavoc:
    XDDD

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    ~RejectedMind Is My Tard Muffin.
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    I'M A FRICKING FANTASTIC FRUIT LOOP. DEAL WITH IT.
    :iconblackehavoc:
    ;A;

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    ~RejectedMind Is My Tard Muffin.
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    I'M A FRICKING FANTASTIC FRUIT LOOP. DEAL WITH IT.

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